ampires Suck! They do indeed. And we love them for it. But these are not you're average, run of the mill, Bela Lugosi- esque counts. No, they're whiny goth-punks, all according to the good folks at White Wolf.

This is Vampires Suck. A webcomic, updated every Monday for your amusement. If you read from the start, you'll have every chance of getting to know the cast, but here's a brief reminder, albeit with some slight spoilers.

	Meet Lucius, Clan Toreador. Lucius is a hedonist Lestat- wannabe. He thrives in tasteful luxury, and shares a keen eye both for the ladies and gentlemen. Unlife is just another way to live life and by golly, does Lucius do just that. With a complete lack of empathy, he's the virtuos of the Kindred way of life. Cheating, lying, deceiving - if it ends with -ing, chances are that Lucius might master it.
	Meet Abel, of Clan Nosferatu. Abel is a poor misunderstood Kindred who just wants to stop being so lonely. The rats don't say alot of witty remarks, and bites to much while snuggling. Thank God for the Internet. With an outmost blind faith in making amends, Abel tries desperatly to fight his vampiric predator urges, but as the spirit is willing, the flesh is weak.
	The name of this shadow wielding monster is still unknown, as is his lineage of blood. But he refer to himself as "the Pretty One". Apparently brother to Lucius, or as the Pretty One prefer to call him - "Satan". Seem to have a grudge there. He's obsessed with his brother and has had a couple of centuries to plan his demise. A vital part of this plan seem to be a young accidental childe of Lucius named...
	Mary, bastard childe and accidental shovelhead of Lucius. She's a troubled teen in a perilous situations. Being a fledgeling vampire, ex-dead prostitute and now the interest of the mysterious Pretty One, her unlife is an interesting one to say the least. Has a gift to appear in this comic with more or less clothes.. ..What?!
	Gary the Goth spread gloom and misery throughout the poor mansion so Lucius shot him in the head - a process proven effective in the past. It didn't stop Gary though, and as a restless spirit he once more pissed Lucius off. But eventually, he got summoned and caught within a Sisters of mercy t-shirt. By whome? By...
	Zelda Rubinstein - starlet of The Poltergeist but ofcourse a totally awesome psychic in real life aswell. It is hinted that Zelda and Lucius share a past, but the exact nature of this remain obfuscated. She's a hardcore madame who knows how to deal with spooks - as Gary got to experience.
	The Prince of the City. Constantly calling upon his authority, but do the populace listen? He likes to shout and creep up really close to you while whispering threats. He also likes to enforce the Traditions of the Camarilla by the letter. Probably a Ventrue, judging by the stick up his behind.
	The Queen of Maggots. Or Helen as Lucius calls her. Ruler of the underground Sabbat and have the uneasy ability precognite everything. A mad seer by definition, but packs a thorough punch aswell. Fear and wonder are her trademarks..