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206: Talk to the hand
Updated at 2010-10-31

Alternative punchlines to this Sundays update:

Tzimisce - Reinventing the red-light districts since the dawn of man, even though our hand-jobs blow.


Tzimisce - And if you thought THAT was awkward, wait 'til you see that she's actually a DUDE!

On the other hand (har-har), I.. uh.. I have nothing.. See you on Wednesday!

I guess that would make him a "handyman".. a-hah-hah-haaa..

This content is gathered from http://blog.riotamot.com. It is shown here because it is tagged with 'vampiressuck' and is written in English.

Torpor 2011-05-12

Let the dead rest until they are needed again. It is no use to deny it any longer. I have to put Vampires Suck on indefinite hold for now. There’s a number of reasons why, and I’ll try to sum them up fairly quickly.

One thing is the internet as a medium in itself. You’ve seen me contemplate in earlier commentaries how the need for proper updates and a fair amount of content each update makes longer storylines challenging. After my first creative breakdown, I started the Chronicles of coffee and cigarettes, adjusting focus from the setting to those who (ab)use it. These were short gags presented as strips. But I don’t want to make strips. Or gags for that matter. At least not now.

VS evolved into something I find much more interesting creating – a story. Some of you, who play any edition of WoD, realise this as well. It’s not about how shitty or badass your character is in a game mechanic balance perspective. It is the drama that inevitably will surface because everything you touch will turn to shit. Life’s still a fucking joke, but everyone doesn’t get it, and others don’t find it particularly funny.

Continuing on what has been done is troublesome. I could start making proper ‘zines altogether out of VS, but there’s simply too much backstory only available online. And then there’s my conscious decision to direct VS to those already familiar with the Masquerade-setting. A proper shift in medium would require a full re-boot, and probably to drop the universe by White Wolf altogether.

But I assure you that the vampires have not returned into the shadows forever. They are always present, and the great resource material for classical Victorian horror can be applied within a multitude of settings. But VS as it is and has been, will not be for quite a while. I am deeply indebted to you all for giving me these 4 years.

Thank you so much,
I love you.


Martin the Bloody2010-10-31 19:34:50

I'm lovin' th' addslash function //¨¨ ¨¨^ **¨''¨`´--__) Ah, beautiful mindfuckery! Its subtle qualities can be discussed many a night over a fine glass of Chablis.

Gloom2010-11-01 15:37:08

Heh, Its working now? Awesome. I would just like to say that the comic is awesome, And i enjoy reading it. I hope the experiment works out for you!

dennishonderd2010-11-01 18:25:52

love the site update and the new version of the comic update. Ive been reading almost from part 1. and still loving it keep up the good work and good luck from the Netherlands btw you heard the rumors of a new white wolf vampire game too? or is that just me?(maybe a Tzimisce turning tricks of the mind ) :P

Bunnicula2010-11-02 01:33:46

Mwahahaha! I do love what a crafty vampire can do with a désuet line. Positively breathes life into an otherwise dreadfully trite evening.

Knugen2013-04-28 08:27:49


Knugen2013-04-28 08:27:51


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